In the Beginning
I was born on febuary 29th, 1972. Yeah yeah I know I can't
even get a real birthday. I got my push into this world at White Sands
Missle Range. I was part of a package deal for my parents since I was the
youngest of a set of triplets (OH GOD!!! You mean there's more of me!?!?)
Not too long after I was born, my bro Raymond kinda kicked the bucket 3 days
after birth, which was understandable since we were 6
weeks premature. Life
for My sister and I was an interesting one. I'm convinced that she is gonna
spend a whole lotta time and money on therapy because of me. Jeeze I hope
that she isin't still mad at me for lighting her diaper on fire where we were
3 years old.
When I was 4, my dad had big plans for me. He wanted to take me to the
orient and train with me in martial arts (dad was freaking huge, 6'8" 400
lbs.) but this never happened cause dad died and it looked like the end of
his dream. But dear old dad knew this guy. who knew that guy, who made
dad out a will and I got to spend the next 12 years of my life living
with really strange short people over seas.
So there I was growing up in orient, learning to really torture my body,
punch, kick and how to be the life of every party by bending into inpossible
posistions(watch me.. you'll see what I mean) I'm going to leave most of the
good stuff out 'cause time and attention are limited. So, when i was 16, I
came to live with some relatives in L.A. To be honest with ya, it was one of
the best rocking times of my life to date. But My mom requested for me
to come back and help her (boy was that a mistake)
So I moved back to Orogrande, NM (don't bother looking for it on the map)
a town where if you counted everybody's dogs, cats, horses and chickens, the
population was still less then 200 (talk about culture shock.....bleahhhh) I
ended up graduating from Alamogordo senior high in 1990. Well, after that I
went psycho and did about 3 years as a bodyguard.
It was kinda cool, I got to meet really cool people, watch some get wild,
beat on a few, and I got paid disgustingly well to look really angry. Anyways,
my partner later convinved me to become a bountyhunter. That was
interesting job, but a bit rushed.
Glad you asked that. While I was running cross country as both a bodyguard
and a hunter, my Half brother, John got a job here at NMSU teaching I.E.
(Industral enginerring). He moved out here with his wife (Trish) and his two
kids Danielle and Robert. Danielle (or Dani) is currently a sophmore in high
school, but however there is the ROBERT!!! Listen guys, if I ever post
a pic of this kid, forget all about the girls you're chasing after. This
boy is the epitamy of cute. Trust me, he was flirting with girls even I wished
I could talk to when he was like 14 months old. I like this kid and it
was through him that I found that I liked children. Robert likes me too, but
it because I'm the HUMAN JUNGLE GYM to this kid and about the only
adult who can keep up with him without collasping from exhaustion
There are a few more inportant people in my life. There's Linda, who at
first was a assigned mentor, then a friend and eventually became my
adopted mom. She got my into my first apartment, brought me my first cat
(the Maxx!), my microwave and my king sized waterbed (ahhh try sleeping on one
after sleeping on a hammock for a month), now after 4 years, she wants me to
get my butt outta college and to get a real job. Guess I'm family after
all. Aren't parents like that, wanting you to get out of their hair..
bummer. Then there's Linda's daughter Christy. she's a great sister, a
little wild, fun and a wee bit crazy, she has to be to put up with all
of us. She's current in Arizona attending a graphic arts school, so
alla' ya all wish her luck. Then there is Andrea. She starts college
this year and she need all the help she can, she's a bit of a trouble
maker, but we still love her. Last but not least, not even by a
looooooooong shot is Angelique, Andrea's daughter, she's a friendly little
tyke and I'm sure she's gonna ba a handful, even for me
I got a partner in kryme named Frank. Frank lives in Las Vegas.... New
Mexico ( you think thats funny, it's also the home of the state mental hospital
... ooops) Frank is always wanting me to teach him martial arts and to hang.
Frank, here's a hint.. get your butt down here, then I'll think about teaching
ya.
My partner in chaos and confuzion in Thonas Acroyer-Johan Wahlbrynth
a.k.a the "WALL" If you ever saw this guy you'd know why we call him the
wall, heres a hint, the dude is 7'8" tall. Despite his gargantuan size.
We've been best friends for 20 years. We meet in Japan and spent 9 years
training together. I ened up specalizing in animal styles like mantis,
momkey, shotokan tiger and dragon, white crane etc... Wall specalized in
akido, mauy thai, iron tower, sumo, jujitsu and the like. Between the
two of us, well we pretty have all the bases covered in the styles
department.
Wall has been like the most destractive element of my life. He got
me intoe the bounty hunting and bodyguard thang. I can't complain
though, i did meet quite a few people, make a whole lotta money and get
wild. But he ended up getting married to a really attractive woman in
the process (the bum)
My Cali bud is Paul, Paul graduated with a business degree a few years
back and well he rocks. For staters he plays the bass, gituar, drums, trumpet
and sings. I only play the bass, gituars, and drums. We both have a love for
older cars for the same reasons, they're easier to fix, you don't have
to plug them into a computer to find out what's wrong, they run better and look
a hell of a lot better
Well, that all for now. I hoped that you put a link to this page, 'cause it's gonna change regulary
I've already gotten a few question about the werewolf Motif. My answer is
simple. Weres appeal to me bacuause they represent a side of humanity not
often expressed. I also like to think that a were beast is allowed a bit more
freedom in their actions, as a result, I like to express myself in terms on
animal characterisitcs. 
As time goes on
And what about important people like family?
